DDADabase®
DEPARTMENT OF DAD AFFAIRS · EST. 2026

Questionable humor.
Officially filed.

A home for groan worthy jokes, highly classified dad credentials, and games nobody asked Dad to explain.

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FILE NO. 000 / DAILY MATERIAL

Today’s joke

One fresh entry from the DADabase files every day.

APPROVED
FOR GROANING
DATE FILED
RECORD ID
TODAY’S MATERIAL

DEPARTMENT OF RECREATIONAL OPERATIONS

Mini games

Short assignments. Questionable stakes. Full dad authority.

DAD APPROVED
GAME 02 / AVAILABLE NOW

Punchline Clearance

Review five joke files per round. Keep your clearance alive through three strikes.

COMEDY CLEARANCE DIVISIONREADY FOR REVIEW
FIVE CASE FILES PER ROUNDBEST ON THIS DEVICE: —STRIKES: 0 / 3

Can you spot the real punchline?

Pick from three endings. Clear five files to advance a round. Three wrong answers across the run and you’re out.

GAME 03 / AVAILABLE NOW

Lawn Operations

Every patch counts. Clear the yard before the inspection clock runs out.

SUBURBAN GROUNDS DIVISIONAWAITING ORDERS
YARD CLEARED0 / 44
TIME REMAINING75s
BEST ON THIS DEVICE—

Mow every grass square. Flower beds are off limits.

03 / FIELD MANUAL

Stay on the grass.

Steer across each square to mow it. Flower beds block your path. Finish before the 75-second inspection ends.

Use the buttons or arrow keys / W A S D.

The grass is watching.

Clear all 44 grass squares before time runs out. The flower beds are strictly protected.

GAME 01 / AVAILABLE NOW

Thermostat Authority

Someone touched the thermostat. Restore order before the 30-second inspection ends.

HOME CLIMATE CONTROLSTANDBY
CURRENT TEMPERATURE
70°F
Comfort zone: 68–72°F
AUTHORIZED SETTING70°FAnything else requires paperwork.
TOO COLDAPPROVEDTOO HOT
INSPECTION TIME30s
COMFORT POINTS000
Your house. Your rules. Mostly.
D

Authority awaits.

Keep the temperature in the comfort zone while the household makes unauthorized adjustments.

THE OFFICIAL RECORD

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DADabase is a dad joke app built for collecting material, earning ridiculous ranks, and deploying a perfectly timed groaner. The site has its own daily joke and mini games to keep the records moving.

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