DEPARTMENT OF DAD AFFAIRS · EST. 2026
Questionable humor.
Officially filed.
Daily dad jokes, five playable assignments, and a fresh stage for Bob’s officially approved nonsense.
BOB IS ON DUTY · NEW VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE
FILE NO. 000 / DAILY MATERIAL
Today’s Jokes
Three fresh entries from the DADabase files every day. Reveal each official finding when you’re ready.
DEPARTMENT OF RECREATIONAL OPERATIONS
The DADabase Arcade
Five dad-approved games, one highly questionable record. Run with Bob, manage the thermostat, clear punchlines, mow the lawn, or defend against an audit.
ENTER THE ARCADE
NOW BROADCASTING / BOB’S STUDIO
Dad jokes have a new stage.
Meet the newly dimensional Bob in DADabase Shorts: quick setups, spectacularly questionable punchlines, and the occasional official stamp of approval.
WATCH ON YOUTUBE ↗@OfficialDADabase · Shorts

THE OFFICIAL RECORD / THE MOBILE APP
Dad jokes have a home.
Open today’s joke, reveal the punchline, save the keepers, and build a Service Record of questionable achievements.
A new file of dad humor whenever you need one.

INSIDE THE APP
Take a look around.
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RELEASE STATUS / STORE REVIEW
The app is almost on duty.
Android and iPhone releases are awaiting production approval. We’ll add the official store links here once they go live.
GOOGLE PLAY AWAITING APPROVALAPP STORE AWAITING APPROVAL