DDADabase®
DEPARTMENT OF DAD AFFAIRS · EST. 2026

Questionable humor.
Officially filed.

A home for groan worthy jokes, highly classified dad credentials, and games nobody asked Dad to explain.

Open today’s joke
The DADabase mustached database mascot giving a thumbs up
FILE NO. 000 / DAILY MATERIAL

Today’s joke

One fresh entry from the DADabase files every day.

APPROVED
FOR GROANING
DATE FILED
RECORD ID
TODAY’S MATERIAL

DEPARTMENT OF RECREATIONAL OPERATIONS

Mini games

Short assignments. Questionable stakes. Full dad authority.

DAD APPROVED
GAME 02 / AVAILABLE NOW

Punchline Clearance

Review five joke files per round. Keep your clearance alive through three strikes.

COMEDY CLEARANCE DIVISIONREADY FOR REVIEW
FIVE CASE FILES PER ROUNDBEST ON THIS DEVICE: —STRIKES: 0 / 3

Can you spot the real punchline?

Pick from three endings. Review five files per round. Three wrong answers across the run and your clearance is revoked.

GAME 03 / AVAILABLE NOW

Lawn Operations

Send the DADabase mascot through three newly arranged yards each run. Save time, pass close to decorations for precision points, and keep the grounds intact.

SUBURBAN GROUNDS DIVISION
AWAITING ORDERS
ROUND / YARD1 / 3 · Front Yard
YARD CLEARED0 / 44
TIME REMAINING24s
RUN SCORE0
DAMAGE0 · −0
BEST ON THIS DEVICE—

Mow the grass. Pass beside decorations for precision points.

DADabase mascot riding a red lawn mowerGROUNDS SPECIALIST
ON DUTY
03 / FIELD MANUAL

Mind the decorations.

Grass: 10 points per square. Time left: 5 points per second. Pass beside each decoration once for +20 precision points. A clean yard earns +150.

Hits cost 75 points. Gnomes stall the mower briefly, birdbaths splash away 2 seconds, benches take 1 second, and pinwheels or flags cost 25 extra points.

Use the buttons, swipe the yard, or press arrow keys / W A S D.

The grass is watching.

Choose a difficulty, then try an untimed practice yard. Each scored yard begins with a two-second route preview.

SELECT DIFFICULTY
GAME 01 / AVAILABLE NOW

Thermostat Authority

Someone touched the thermostat. Restore order before the 30-second inspection ends.

HOME CLIMATE CONTROLSTANDBY
CURRENT TEMPERATURE
70°F
Comfort zone: 68–72°F
AUTHORIZED SETTING70°FAnything else requires paperwork.
TOO COLDAPPROVEDTOO HOT
INSPECTION TIME30s
COMFORT POINTS000
Your house. Your rules. Mostly.
D

Authority awaits.

Keep the temperature in the comfort zone while the household makes unauthorized adjustments.

THE OFFICIAL RECORD

Dad jokes have a home.

DADabase is a dad joke app built for collecting material, earning ridiculous ranks, and deploying a perfectly timed groaner. The site has its own daily joke and mini games to keep the records moving.

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